For years, there were reports that Tucker Carlson was battling the “suits” at Fox News behind the scenes. We conservatives were naturally on Tucker’s side. It turns out, though, that Fox executives were trying to keep him in the sane lane, from which, now on his own, he has veered wildly. Check out Carlson’s latest nugget: we seized Nicolas Maduro in order to bring gay marriage to Venezuela, in Tucker’s eyes the most “conservative” country in the New World. You can’t make this stuff up:
Tucker Carlson believes it’s a “distinct possibility” that the U.S. captured Maduro to *checks notes* “bring gay marriage to Venezuela.”
Yes, he’s serious. pic.twitter.com/TmrrwWYgTH
— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) January 5, 2026
The “no blood for oil” people may be nuts, but at least their theory bears some relationship to reality.
