I know, that is a coveted award. But it might be surprising if the dullest pundit didn’t work for the New York Times. So I nominate Nick Kristof:
Sean Davis made the only possible response:
The ICE officer is the one who got run over, and the stupid commie lesbian is the one driving the vehicle, you dummy. Analogies: how do they work? https://t.co/bPF6jMmOkP
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) January 11, 2026
People who write for left-wing organs like the Times are so lame that if you apply to them the standards that should apply to any middle school student, they think you are being mean.
