The Babylon Bee reports the good news and bad news in December’s employment data:
The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million new jobs being created in just one month. However, the unemployment rate remained unchanged, as every single one of the jobs was filled by Marco Rubio.
Rubio has reportedly taken over running the interim government of Venezuela, managing an auto plant in Louisiana, as well as becoming a shift manager for a Long John Silver’s in Tampa Bay.
“The job market simply cannot keep pace with Mr. Rubio,” stated economist Dr. Hans Bartholomew. “There are literally zero jobs currently available in the U.S., despite December producing an avalanche of new jobs across multiple industries. The man can do anything. It makes absolutely no sense.”
