Andrew Stiles is the Washington Free Beacon’s humor columnist. This is from his tribute to the American strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities in today’s edition of his weekly Stiles Section column (“Noble Don earns Nobel nod”):
* * * * *
The strikes were a stunning success, not only from a military perspective but also in the context of Trump’s unyielding commitment to female empowerment and inclusive equity. Despite the fact that women are notoriously inept behind the wheel of an automobile, Trump didn’t think twice about trusting a female B-2 pilot to carry out the daring strike and deliver a crippling blow to one of the most toxically masculine regimes on Earth.
The woke libs want us to believe that real feminism is about voting for Hillary Clinton and watching the WNBA. They’re wrong. Real feminism is the joy that fills the hearts of little girls across the country when they learn that someone who looked like them was responsible for pummeling our enemies into submission with 60,000 pounds of precision-guided American greatness.
Whole thing here.
