I have it on good authority, from a British guy of my acquaintance, that “tosser” is British slang for an unpleasant guy, personally, usually due to personality issues – like, not having a personality at all. So, when we refer to Sean Dunn, the guy who was accused of assault after throwing the remains of his deli sandwich at a federal officer in Washington, D.C., as a “sandwich tosser,” you can appreciate the multiple meanings.
Sean Dunn is on a roll today, though, as a D.C. jury found him not guilty.
A former Department of Justice worker on trial for throwing a sandwich at a federal officer in Washington, D.C., earlier this year was found not guilty on Thursday.
Sean Dunn struck a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent (CBP) in the chest with a sandwich in August. He was facing charges of assaulting, resisting, opposing, impeding, intimidating and interfering with a federal officer.
Jurors deliberated for about seven hours before reaching a verdict. After it was read, Dunn hugged his lawyers in the courtroom.
Well, he showed some gratitude to the lawyers who successfully argued his case; that’s a sign he was, at least initially, well-bread.
Of course, he had a statement:
“I believe that I was protecting the rights of immigrants. And let us not forget that the Great Seal of the United States says, E Pluribus Unum,” Dunn said after the verdict was read. “That means, from many, one, every life matters, no matter where you came from, no matter how you got here, no matter how you identify, you have the right to live a life that is free.”
During the trial, Dunn’s legal team insisted he threw the sandwich in protest of President Donald Trump’s deployment of the National Guard in Washington, D.C., and it was not a violent attack.
Statements like this get stale pretty quickly, don’t they? Sean Dunn doesn’t seem to understand that “how you get here” really does matter, and one would think that he, as an employee of the Department of Justice, would at some point have bread the American laws on immigration.
OK, I have to admit, the legal team has a point here. Making the case that chucking a sub sandwich at someone is assault is a bit of a loaf. Oh, it meets the strict legal definition, I suppose; but evidently the jury kneaded a little more than that to justify dropping Mr. Dunn’s buns in jail. At least they didn’t bring him flours.
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Last but not yeast, while Sean Dunn was acquitted in The Affair of the Savage Sandwich Attack, we can take some satisfaction that this example of the Deep State has not escaped completely. He is out of a job and has presumably lost pension, benefits, and all those lovely perks that federal bureaucrats seem to soak up. Maybe CNN will give him a role somewhere in their network, hopefully not as a food critic.
I sub-pose that Mr. Dunn can now get on with his life, knowing that this legal case ended up, in the end, to be no big dill.
John Belushi was not available for comment.
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