Can’t stop, won’t stop. Media must hype hurricanes: their business model depends on it. From the U.K. Daily Mail,
Hurricane forecasters warn of double storm nearing East Coast in just DAYS.
DAYS! I tell you.
Meteorologists added that the two storm systems appear to be forming only days apart from each other, meaning they might reach the East Coast around the same time if both keep a steady path to the US mainland.
Double Atlantic storms hitting the US are rare, with many of these storms tending to merge and weaken before making landfall.
Double hurricanes!
From this afternoon’s National Hurricane Center’s 5 p.m. scan.
You may notice a hurricane (Gabrielle) already on the board. Pay this no mind, it’s currently heading east to Portugal, via the Azores,
Then again, it could always be worse,
Terrifying gigantic sea monsters with 70-foot tentacles wash up across Texas beaches.
Here there be monsters.
