Hold onto your loofahs, folks — Dr. Squatch, the rugged soap brand marketed toward dudes who love a good scrub, just dove headfirst into the glittery arms of Unilever, the mega-corp that’s all about rainbow flags, abortion travel perks, and saving the planet one ESG checklist at a time.
Dr. Squatch will now join Dove — the wokest wash around — Axe, and TRESemmé under the umbrella of Unilever personal care products.
“I am thrilled to welcome Dr. Squatch into the Unilever family. Dr. Squatch has built a solid foundation and loyal following with highly desirable products and clever digital engagement strategies. Building on its success in the US, we are excited to scale the brand internationally and complement our offering in the fast-growing men’s personal care segment,” said Fabian Garcia, the president of Unilever Personal Care.
Now, Unilever isn’t just about clean bodies — they’re all in on woke vibes too. They’re waving the pride flag high, footing the bill for employees’ out-of-state abortion trips, and preaching the gospel of environmental, social, and governance (ESG) goals like it’s their day job.
While some brands are hitting the brakes on woke agendas after public shade, Unilever’s like, “Nah, we’re flooring it!” Along with pushing abortion and LGBT propaganda, Unilever has also supported the environmental, social, and governance (ESG) pushed by leftist climate activists.
“We have been driving an ambitious sustainability agenda for over two decades. Yet, in the face of ever-growing economic, environmental and social challenges, we are evolving our approach,” Unilever said. “Ringing the alarm and setting long-term ambitions isn’t good enough anymore. Now is the time to focus on delivering impact by making sustainability progress integral to business performance. We are determined to face into this reality to deliver consistent and competitive performance, while transforming our business to achieve our sustainability goals.”
Unilever says that it will continue to advocate for the “fight against climate change,” vowing “to reduce emissions across our value chain.”
This is the company Dr. Squatch decided to sell its soul to. The news came shortly after Dr. Squatch ran one of the strangest marketing campaigns, selling a soap that is infused with the bathwater of popular actress Sydney Sweeney.
Only time will tell if Dr. Squatch follows in the woke footsteps of Dove and Axe and forces its customers to drink the leftist Kool-Aid.
If you don’t want to worry about the soap brand you use turning into a leftist, just get your soap from Jeremy’s Razors, the company that will always focus on quality over woke policy. For men looking to wash the woke right down the drain, Jeremy’s Razors doesn’t just deliver a superior shave (that you can now try for just $7.99) — they’ve got the entire shower covered with products that won’t lecture customers about their carbon footprint or stance on drag queen story hour. Their Tea Tree, Argan Oil, & Peppermint Shampoo and Conditioner clean hair without stripping away conservative values, while their Charcoal Body Wash scrubs away the day’s grime and leftist nonsense. And for those who prefer the classic bar soap experience, Jeremy’s Razors offers Birch Bark and Oatmeal & Citrus exfoliating bars — real soap for real men who don’t need a side of social justice with their suds. Because when other brands are busy virtue signaling, Jeremy’s Razors stays busy making products that actually work.
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