Okay, John Hinderaker went and did it last week! He has abused his stewardship of TWiP and went full Die Hard Christmas Movie Denialist! As the Dude says in The Big Lebowski, this aggression will not stand, man! To restore proper balance in the universe, I am staging a coup d’tat, and am taking over this week’s TWiP. To mix movie references further, John has done a Denethor-level job as Steward of TWiP; time for the Return of the (TWiP) King! Actually, like the Gaza and (prospective) Ukraine ceasefires, we’re going to share power, and alternate TWiP each week. And so as the great John McClain would say on basic cable Christmas season reruns, “Yippie-ki-yay, melon-farmer!”
P.S. Good to see John back covering beauty pageants as straight news (which fits as Melania Trump’s cause as First Lady should be “Make America Straight Again!”), as it was this old practice that partly inspired TWiP in the first place way back in—eeek—2013.
A new yoga position?
Headlines of the week:
Australia is worried about young white males.
Feel good headlines about the collapsing climate cult
More happy news!
I’ll bet he’s a professor at Yale.
The Times says this like it’s a bad thing.
Memo to Wall Street insider traders: Fund out what product/company Sweeney will endorse next.
What makes them think it was ever “progress”?
“Harvard Study.” That’s all you need to know.
Just think of it as otter reparations, and we’re good.
“I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.” —Kent Brockman
“I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.” —Kent Brockman
They’re always in the last place you look
Breaking news from 5000 BC.
Breaking news from 2025.
Another blow for feminism.
And finally. . .
