Ammo Grrrll doesn’t really want you to RUN FAR! RUN FAST! THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING! AND HITLER WAS ELECTED! She writes:
Is anyone else as exhausted as I am from the “hair on fire” reportage ginned up in what passes for Legacy Journalism day after dreary day? I don’t remember Chet Huntley or David Brinkley delivering the news in that snarky “sky is falling” tone. I also don’t recall any ignorant, oddball teenage girls being invited to the United Nations to scream “HOW DARE YOU?” at the mopes, grifters, and Israel-haters gathered there.
And only one thing – which I will get to presently – can cause people to freak out faster than the immediate terror of Climate Change. Whether it’s Acid Rain or “we’ll have to tell our children about snow” or Global Cooling and The New Ice Age or the obsession du jour with Global Warming, the End of The World As We Know It goalposts keep getting moved out a new five years when the previous deadline expires without the hoped-for catastrophe. And the price tags to prevent the pretend disaster from happening keep getting larger.
And STILL, coastal property is in great demand despite all the glaciers and polar icecaps melting and polar bears about to swim up the beach to visit the Obamas in Martha’s Vineyard. Maybe the mysterious and unsolved drowning death of the Obama chef involves a polar bear.
And STILL, Phoenix is the fifth largest city in America and several Arizona cities are among the fastest growing in the nation. (These are clues. Remember these points later…) I think this shows that most people do not take Climate Change very seriously unless they own some kind of Solyndra Scam-a-palooza company or bird-slaying wind farms.
Most regular readers know that I live in the sunny sunny hot hot hot state of Arizona. We have lived here for 15 years. I don’t know what part of “desert” I didn’t understand when we made our political escape from Minnesota. Maybe I got it confused with “dessert,” which I usually find quite pleasant. We moved into our modest Dream Home (the kitchen has actual COUNTERS!) one beautiful January day that gave us a somewhat distorted picture of what lay ahead. We have had at least two neighbors in our complex who hailed from Minnesota. They couldn’t take the heat and moved back!
Many ihe time when our son would visit for Spring Training Baseball in March and it would be extremely uncomfortable in the ballparks. On at least one occasion, we had to move to much more expensive seats to get out of the relentless sun. But here we are in late May and the weather every day has been quite tolerable.
I know better than to get irrationally exuberant about a pleasant Spring. Soon, it will hit three-digit highs every day and stay there for three to four months. Soon it will still be in the high 90s at midnight. Last year we even lost some landscaping – cacti, no less – that just plain gave up. Yup. Arizona is hot. Arizona always WAS hot and always will BE hot. Personally, I am rooting for a New Ice Age. Love the capital British idea to block out the sun with dust. What in blue blazes could possibly go wrong there? With no food, we may finally conquer epidemic obesity!
But you barely hear about Climate Change any more. It has been overtaken by hysteria about the election some six months ago of Hitler 2.0. And who could blame the hysterical loons? The similarities are almost uncanny:
Adolf was a childless psychotic vegetarian and virgin. The genial hosts in President Trump’s recent Middle East visit brought in a mobile Cheeseburger unit for Donald. He is currently married to a Super Model, arguably the most beautiful First Lady ever. Donald has five children by three different wives, and 11 grandchildren. Adolf was about 5’8” tall and weighed 155 lbs. Donald is 6’3” and weighs somewhat north of 155, although he has recently lost 20 lbs.
Donald ran his campaign in large part on sealing the border and having an orderly, vetted, organized, and sane program of immigration. Adolf, of course, sealed his border to PREVENT people he was determined to exterminate from leaving. Donald had gay people on his campaign staff and also in his cabinet. Long ago, he was one of the first executives to invite partners of gay employees to come to work functions. Adolf made gay people wear armbands with pink triangles and sought to murder as many as he could.
So – just like with the Global Warming Alarmists still occupying oceanside mansions – WHY aren’t Jews, gays, Democrats, professional morons on The View, leaving en masse on planes, trains, and rickety rafts like Haitians and Cubans employ to get out of their [stuff]hole countries? Why are all the has-been celebrities who are certain they are about to be arrested and “disappeared”, not gettin’ out while the gettin’s good? Could it be that they don’t even believe a word they are saying?
Well, to be fair, we have already lost Ellen and Portia. Ellen and Portia fled to a bazillion dollar estate in rural England where it is a crime either to pray silently outside an abortion abattoir or to speak against the rape and/or grooming of young girls by immigrants affiliated with the Religion of Peace. I wish them nothing but happiness in their adopted country.
Rosie O’Donnell fled with her obviously indoctrinated “non-binary” little girl to Ireland, THE most antisemitic European land she could find. Way to flee Hitler, girl! She should be as happy and as contented as an Irish cow. But she won’t shut up and get on with her exciting new life. The one where nobody knows her or cares a fig for her opinions on anything. She has terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome. And for whatever reason, Breitbart keeps featuring her insane bleatings, possibly in search of clicks. I can think of no other reason.
Poor Rosie reminds me of nothing so much as that AWFUL ex-girlfriend who has left her long-suffering boyfriend for someone with more money. But when that poor new shlub quickly realizes he has made a terrible mistake and dumps her she can’t stop drunk-dialing her old ex to see what it would take to get him back.
Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, how can we miss you when you won’t go away? I can promise readers that when I fled one-party Minnesota politics, I never put up a sign in Maplewood asking “Miss me yet?” or called WCCO Radio every week to tell Minnesotans how awful they are. Heck, some of my best friends and relatives are still Minnesotans!
Oh, and Dylan Mulvaney is THREATENING to leave America as well. A threat every bit as effective as Code Pink harpies threatening to withhold sex until their demands are met. But other than three lesbian entertainers and a pretend “girl” (his word), pretty much everyone else understands that Donald J. Trump is not even as Hitleresque as the last five Republicans they called Hitler. Heck, Dick Cheney at least shot somebody. And Rosie said he was the one who brought down the Twin Towers somehow because “steel doesn’t melt.” Oh my.
